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Shop! (Originally Published: January 3, 2005) Click Here for the July 2005 Catalog It's a whole new year and WWE is offering merchandise that's so low priced, you'd have to be a f**kin' idiot to pass up! Act now as we've extended our holiday promotions until next December! That's right! You get an extra 11 months of savings! Act now, bitches! **** New John Heidenreich Prison Rape T-Shirt
Anyone can beat up their enemy. It takes real imagination to hold him down and make him truly pay. Show the world that you don't take any backtalk without mounting your foe like a giant jackrabbit. With "Prison Rape" on the front and "Hey! Say Thank You!" on the back, your least favorite people will know that you're not one to mess with. Blue - 130% cotton - Available in Large, Xtra Large, and Viscera Price: $73.00 ***
Price: $13.00 Or as part of the Cena Poo Poo Package!
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Introduce your child to the heartache of life with the Gene Snitsky Baby Killing Teddy Bear. Each adorable stuffed bear comes with a baby bear, ready for murdering. Look out Teddy Ruxpin, there's a new bear and town?and he likes to kill babies! Warning: Do not handle the Gene Snitsky Baby Killing Teddy Bear if you are nursing, pregnant, or taking MAOI Inhibitors. Price: $125.00 *** New Triple H "The Rock's a Weenie" T-Shirt
It's not enough to cheer on your favorite star without pointing out those that deserve to be jeered. Show the world that Triple H is the greatest actor, wrestler, and vampire of all time in this stylish shirt. What's the point of being a leg up, if you can't use that leg to kick those that are above you? Black - 100% rayon - Available in Small, Medium, Semi-Medium, Large, Xtra Large, Viscera, and Ultra-Viscera Price: $54.00
*** New Rob Van Dam "Are You High" Iraq T-Shirt
Smoke 'em if you got 'em. Show the world that you're not flying anywhere, except from the ganja, with this RVD shirt. Black - 100% cotton - Available in Small Price: $1.09 *** New Vince McMahon's Face on a Grilled Cheese Sandwich!
It's the most important person to ever be featured on a grilled cheese sandwich! Mr. McMahon will have you wondering "Mary who?" Pick up this foam delicacy today and proudly declare that no one is as cheesy as Vincent Kennedy McMahon! Price: $28,000 *** Coming Soon to WWE Shop! The Scotty 2 Hotty Wool Cap
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